Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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