Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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