There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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