Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just had sex on a roof
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
