I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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