There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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