I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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