theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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