but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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