my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
tell me about the fingering
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