Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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