is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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