Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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