On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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