so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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