we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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