Will you blow on my dice?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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