Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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