I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
