As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
