Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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