he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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