piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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