I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He shit in the fireplace
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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