i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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