So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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