dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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