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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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