I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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