how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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