It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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