you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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