How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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