I don't think brook has ever known best
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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