the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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