WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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