Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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