And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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