p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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