is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
BRING THE BAGELS
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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