I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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