Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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