His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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