i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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