I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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