what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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