if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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