If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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