I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
