I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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