I understand Curling. That high.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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