So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
