Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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