he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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